A Song is as Simple as Rhyming with ‘Nipple’

  Last night I went on a rhyming frenzy. It started out with improvising a song about nipples that grossed out Boo until I pointed out the genius in being able to rhyme that word for a good 5 minutes straight (it’s still in the works but I’m thinking this could be the next best sing-along […]

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History of a Chi Girl

  In my heart I will always be a city girl. But last year I moved out of my amazing, shared, Wicker Park apartment to a nice, suburban apartment with my boyfriend (who from here on out will be referred to as “Boo” as an homage to my boy- Aziz Ansari/Tom Haggerford/Dev). I still work downtown and […]

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Introductions

The other day I was walking into the lounge on the 15th floor of the Civic Opera Building when I saw a group of co-workers eating lunch. As they joked around, enjoying the 45 minutes away from the paperwork, I walked quietly to the opposite corner avoiding eye contact and the awkward “to sit and […]

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